Barney.
Now of all the things I hate,it's Barney.I usually like dinosaurs,but purple ones?Nah.
But what I hate most about him is that he is born a faggot and his mother must've hated him so much that he was born in a dinosaur suit.Now the whole point is that I should let go of the anger I have for Barney by these following steps
1)Kidnap Barney.
2)Kidnap his friends
3)Hang Barney as a Pinata
4)Feed his friends Cod Liver Oil™
5)Kill Barney
6)Kill his friends
7)Take my awesome boot
8)Smash it on barneys face
9)Start my truck and run over barney
10) feed his eyeball to my pet wombat...whose name is ....'Bobby'
Now for all those who don't know what a wombat is...it's on the right side of my blog.My image alignment isn't exactly the sharpest but hey,fuck you too. =]
2 comments:
Wombat!
Hello Wombat, meet my Llama! Llama, say hi to Bobby!
And how can you have a Wombat when you love Penguins? You cheapskate. You can't abandon your penguin that fast! Your penguin love is fake! Fake, I say!
We should kill Barney with a sombrero. Because that's just a little more creative, don't ya think?
How do you kill a dinosaur with a Sombrero?
I have a penguin too...=]
And my Penguin and Bobbeh™ are together...for ever =]
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