As if "Don't Park in front of the gate" wasn't enough,there is an all new advertising line on the Indian gates,yeah,Indian..fucking..gates, and its driving me fucking nuts !!
Now sure,I can understand the banners outside the wall of my ever so magnificent home,I can understand the banners on my street,on the lampposts of my street,on Mt.Fuji and what-I-thought-to-be-my-dog,but jesus A fucking A Christ...I don't want them on my gate!
Now everytime I get something delivered to my place theres a huge ass sign saying "PIZZA CORNER WISHES YOU ALL JOY AND HAPPINESS" and their trade-marked smiley...and in the bottom in extremely not-so-prominent letters,it says "please don't park in front of the gate".
I'll tell you this..my gate isn't that large,it's pretty small,but heck I like it..I used to climb on it and turn it and stuff and do all sortsa things with it..and now..it's ruined...it's armor plated ...with those crappy peices of steel which overwhelms me to the extent that it is almost nauseating.
Now really,this makes my blood boil..if I was a rabid pedophile,I would rape that guys sister,his mother and father,if I must...that is why I'm officially hiring Micheal Jackson to safe-guard my house from those abominable midgets that shall touch my gate.BURN IN HELL,BITCHES !! =]
yawnokbye
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